youre old
Take a multi-day backpacking trip into the Uintas to commune with nature, look back on your life, and ponder your future. Or just get really drunk.
stock up on adult diapers.Once you hit 30, you lose bladder control.
30 is the new 20, but having kids is the new 40 (outside of utah), do I guess you come out sixes.
Sounds like it's time for a new bike.
clear off the brag shelf, cause you are just going to get faster.
race more, men hit their endurance peak in their 30's
Buy clean, new underwear.
You should get some Rogaine, viagra, those weekly medicine cases, a cane (or walker), prune juice, velcro shoes, a camry, suspenders, hearing aids, a visor, 2 inch thick glasses, start going to bed at 7:30....
An "Ironman" of course.
I like sohmy's ideas. I think I know you pretty well and I know nothing will slow you down. Love ya old man!
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youre old
Take a multi-day backpacking trip into the Uintas to commune with nature, look back on your life, and ponder your future. Or just get really drunk.
stock up on adult diapers.
Once you hit 30, you lose bladder control.
30 is the new 20, but having kids is the new 40 (outside of utah), do I guess you come out sixes.
Sounds like it's time for a new bike.
clear off the brag shelf, cause you are just going to get faster.
race more, men hit their endurance peak in their 30's
Buy clean, new underwear.
You should get some Rogaine, viagra, those weekly medicine cases, a cane (or walker), prune juice, velcro shoes, a camry, suspenders, hearing aids, a visor, 2 inch thick glasses, start going to bed at 7:30....
An "Ironman" of course.
I like sohmy's ideas. I think I know you pretty well and I know nothing will slow you down. Love ya old man!
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