fire beer

I get 2 glorious days off from work. Hitting the trails and drinking soda pop all day long. Sitting in the hot street waiting for the last parade entry to finally come down the street so I can stop sweating and burning my huge forehead to go home and relax in my Lazy boy. Ahh the good times of summer are upon us. The 4th of July is probably the worst of all the holidays in my opinion. I have observed some funny things about this holiday. Out here on the west side where nobody has much extra cash lying around you will find the best and most fireworks in the valley. Every white trash family has taken there last months paycheck up to Evanston in the Chevy Nova to spend it all on beer and fireworks. What better combinations of products are there in any other holiday? We don’t need the Stadium of Fire, we got it at the nearest trailer park. The entertainment is much better and free. After about a dozen beers (Natural Light or as they call it out here Natties) the fireworks and drunken human show begins…The night usually ends with a fight where someone’s wife-beater gets ripped and the cops got to come break it up. I did get a good dirt ride in Monday morning up in PC. These trails are by far the best in the world! I think I say 2 other mountain bikes while I was there. I rode up to Shadow Lake and decided to head back down. I am pretty worked over from the race this weekend so I decided to take today off. My Stumpy is getting pretty dialed in. I got a Fox Talas for the front and lightened up the wheels a bit. I should have a Stans kit soon and some Magura brakes to lighten it even a bit more. Look out E100 relay teams a Porcupine team is in the works! Well off to watch the Tour and then a family shindig at Grandmas….Maybe one of my uncles will have a few too many………….