Shooooot! I think I may get a call from the Tour de France to come fill in some cycling shoes today. I will keep the cell phone on high vibrate so I can get the call. Looks like they kicked out all the druggies who are dumb enough to get caught so I looks like an all American podium now. Maybe Dave Z can take over as team leader for CSC since the "alien" Basso is out. And I thought these guys just had the right genes. Silly me.
I got about 4 hours of sleep last night because I cant breath out of my nose so I should be ready for the prologue this afternoon in Pocafello. I hope they dont drug test for the Gate City Grind. I may be traced back to Dr.F-burn and his magik Vitamin B shots!!
Look for race reports this weekend if you care......................
On another note Lunch rider and clown extrodinaire Slappy Simpson was cited for speeding on his scooter on his way to House of Chuckles to pick up a couple new noses (one that honks and one that blinks). West Valley Police radared Slappy doing 37 in a 25 school zone during the lunch hour yesterday. You can find Slappy this weekend at 5 different parades around the valley. Make sure to throw beer at him, he likes that!
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